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« on: January 10, 2006, 03:16:20 am »

shaggy, seeing as u love chuck norris so much, i found this

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirtyhttp://

aslo, i made these up

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6
Guns don’t kill people, Chick Norris kills people
Chuck Norris doesn’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face… since the only thing hard enough to cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 03:17:37 am »

i knew about that page newb.  Cool
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 09:30:43 am »

Hes a dangerous man
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 06:15:48 pm »

Chuck Norris is cool i used to watch him in Walker Texas Ranger  Shocked

Not long bought the littlen a film called Forest Warrior it has chuck in it
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 06:28:18 pm »

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer  Afro

gr. OzzO
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 10:29:11 pm »

Dont fuck with Chuck.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 08:03:04 am »

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month...
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2006, 04:58:29 pm »

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Young_Chuck_Norris_48910.html

You prbly already seen it, but in case not ^^
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2006, 07:35:46 pm »

chuck norris knows it man, he knows it all :p naw not really, shagroth might though he seems to know his way round the internet
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2006, 10:33:49 pm »

 Shocked

check this

http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=3e250_1254871.jpg
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2006, 09:43:18 am »

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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2006, 02:07:25 pm »



Nah, thats impossible, thats isn't the true chuck norris, he wouldnt never get it, ever.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2006, 03:30:18 pm »

its a plan to get inside the evil mastermind without any hassle, he will roundhouse kick them when he gets there

gr. OzzO
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2006, 08:57:00 am »

Chuck pwns !  Shocked I knew this tooo but whateva, chuck pwns !
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 09:02:45 pm »

Haha didnt know Shag digs Chuck norris. this is my MSN-Avatar. Its a fine avatar for sure.  Smiley
http://www.loopmode.de/Chuck_Norris.jpg
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