Phoe, as someone has called you long time ago, you are the biggest "savage treasure" that has ever been written into savage anals, ever!
Now to your proposals: Since April Fools day is over I guess these proposals were meant to be taken seriously
There are many "plot holes" in your colourful stories Phoe such as:
New idea proposal called: immortal virgin (player that has never killed any enemy player or made any damage to enemy building)
Consider following situation:
After fire is constructed beasts rush directly to the Stronghold and since they are immortal
they cant be killed right, so they start building sub right behind SH. But what if human notice? Well beasts just line up next to sub and assblock them preventing them to make any melee damage on sub (or burrow). Beasts probably decide to sac shield or defences (and also to become mortal
). Well now beasts are mortal but as we all know how fast fire rush games end it doesn't really matter.
The purpose of this argument is that human can't counter this type of attack.
Also this immortality could be misused by trolls for instance to behe-block siege fire on buildings or blocking choke points in map (preventing any enemy or friendly unit to pass through that choke points).
Btw. Phoe, please continue writing your new proposals.
Reading your proposals gives me so much pleasure that while I'm reading them I always start laughing my ass off so hard, it's hard to stop.
Or should I say, laughing my anal off