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Title: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 28, 2011, 03:04:55 pm
Hi, I'm Tjens - and I'dd like to welcome to the

FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS



Well we're not really a federation yet, but we're looking for members. Ofcourse -  as you all know - Me and Sasuke are the most awesome people on Newerth, and thus only take on people who fit the following requirments:

  • You're AWESOME
  • You don't have another clan you belong to
  • You are MANLY (or exceptionally hot)
  • You don't think Savage is something you should seriously commit on


Ofcrouse we know these are hard conditions to meet for most savage players, but that is why this team will be so awesome.

If you think you fit in with our team fill in this recruitment form and we might take a look at it sometime:

Your name:
And age:
Are you Russian?:
What is your opinion on gaping manholes on the end of a large image:
Name some of your favorite artists:
If you are in bed, and very horny - but lying between a homo and a very hot girl, who would you turn your back to:
Dan Bern or Bob Dylan:
I want to fight in tournemants against other teams:





Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 28, 2011, 03:06:50 pm
By the way, I will never be able to match PHOENIX SCOUT awesome typing style -  but I TRIED

Anyway, don't try to contact us in any way other than this thread - we'll do everything in public and won't have any private mastrubation forums of any kind.


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Trigardon on February 28, 2011, 04:31:31 pm
GREAT CLAN VERY GOOD LUCK TO YOU


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Feathers on February 28, 2011, 04:38:32 pm
what does your icon look like :-P


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 28, 2011, 04:41:27 pm
Like a donut


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Feathers on February 28, 2011, 05:32:37 pm
ninja donut?


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 28, 2011, 06:30:14 pm
No it's a regular donut :( But we might change that

And I'dd liek you to remember this is in NO WAY a clan- it is a collective of individuals AKA a TEAM

TJENS TEAM


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Hakugei on February 28, 2011, 07:24:25 pm
TJENS TEAM

But I thought it's the Federation of Sneaky Donuts?
Sounds way cooler than "Tjens Team".


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Shagroth on February 28, 2011, 07:53:16 pm
pro hon clan migrating to sav!? zomg


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Sonny on February 28, 2011, 08:27:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA 1395 PSR INCOMMING!!!!


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: -Kerberos- on February 28, 2011, 08:47:30 pm
Holy shit if I was cool and knew who bob dylan and dan bern are I'd definitely maybe in case apply!


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 28, 2011, 09:45:25 pm
you are always welcome to try ofcourse!!!!


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: CarniWhore on March 01, 2011, 12:22:36 am
I'ma try for my friend

Your name: EglishSluig
And age: 12
Are you Russian?: Sometimes I need to get somewhere fast and I rushing
What is your opinion on gaping manholes on the end of a large image: essential
Name some of your favorite artists: Buger King
If you are in bed, and very horny - but lying between a homo and a very hot girl, who would you turn your back to: I turn my back to Tjens and kiss the hot girl
Dan Bern or Bob Dylan: Yes
I want to fight in tournemants against other teams: That's nice, make me a cup of tea plox

Do I win prize now?


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Hakugei on March 01, 2011, 05:41:12 am
I'm not sure if you can calling "winning this" a victory.
I'd say you lose then!


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: -Kerberos- on March 01, 2011, 05:22:02 pm
I'ma try for my friend

Your name: EglishSluig
And age: 12
Are you Russian?: Sometimes I need to get somewhere fast and I rushing
What is your opinion on gaping manholes on the end of a large image: essential
Name some of your favorite artists: Buger King
If you are in bed, and very horny - but lying between a homo and a very hot girl, who would you turn your back to: I turn my back to Tjens and kiss the hot girl
Dan Bern or Bob Dylan: Yes
I want to fight in tournemants against other teams: That's nice, make me a cup of tea plox

Do I win prize now?

I'D VOTE FOR YOU


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on March 17, 2011, 12:36:41 pm
CarniWhore: DENIED becouse of excessive Tjens rediculement

ANY MORE VOULENTEERS


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: CarniWhore on March 17, 2011, 12:40:08 pm
CarniWhore: DENIED becouse of excessive Tjens rediculement

ANY MORE VOULENTEERS

XXX - still lub you  :derp:


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: valli on March 17, 2011, 11:35:40 pm
CarniWhore: DENIED becouse of excessive Tjens rediculement

ANY MORE VOULENTEERS

XXX - still lub you  :derp:

I hope your children won't get an account on newerth so fast :P ... little pervert :P


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Comm of Commanders on April 03, 2011, 04:56:30 pm
Sweet donuts!! :-D GooD LucK.., :roll:


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on April 04, 2011, 03:28:33 pm
I'm sorry to inform we stopped looking for members becouse nobody gives a shit, lol


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: -Mein- on April 04, 2011, 06:09:40 pm
I'm sorry to inform we stopped looking for members becouse i am shit, lol


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on April 04, 2011, 10:23:38 pm
mein still cares, but is obviously denied



Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Deathly on April 06, 2011, 12:12:13 pm
I doubt that you have managed to gather players,
but gl anyway  :mrgreen:

btw. can you put our icon in next post?


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 15, 2012, 11:42:09 am
NO


Title: Re: FEDERATION OF SNEAKY DONUTS RECRUTING
Post by: Tjens on February 15, 2012, 11:42:49 am
i forgot the username