Jokes

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don't think then 

[.rabbit.]

MrEvilDr... most jokes were lame. Some where good. YET you think Burnt Face man is funny? HAHAHA. Gawd. Maybe I just didn't think BFM was funny because I couldn't pay attention to a single damn episode.
My ass hurts. Maybe it's the h20 bottle I happened to come across up there earlier. Or maybe it's because I had some behebuttfuck. Dunno.

I better STFU.

[MrEvilDr]

No, the anal thing was cuz of me after last night.

And I love BFM cuz it's liek totally random.. Me and my mates are like that.


Piss flaps.

[.rabbit.]

No wonder my anus is  a gaping hole now.

[MrEvilDr]

Least you remember why your ass hurts now...

But I don't understand how you coulda forgotton

 
More on topic; Lame jokes:


One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

[Sheepish]

2 prostitutes standing on a corner, one says to the other "i feel lucky tonight"
the second ask why that is
first replies "cos i smell cock in the air
second replies "sorry i burped"

[.rabbit.]

I saw you added me MrEvilDr. Hot.

[MrEvilDr]

 

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media to publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the democrats.


Haha. Gay

[Django]

LOL when ever i look at your name Natausgang i seem to read it as NotASausage everytime in fact i thougt it was til a minute ago when i actually read your name properly 

this made me laugh

[Dragon Slayer]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna" again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."

[.rabbit.]

I got this off a movie. But there's an african american, a hispanic, and a white guy. THey're stranded on an island and a genie happens to appear. He tells them they get one wish each. The afromerican wished for him and his 'people' to all be together and in africa. So poof! All the blacks are in africa. It was the hispanic's turn. He wished that all his people would be happy and together in mexico. So poof! All the mexicans are back in mexico. Then, it was the white guys turn. After  a long pause of thought, he finally made his wish. He said "I'll have a coke."

hhahahaha get it? A coke? Cuz all the ethnics are gone, so he just needs a coke.

[Sheepish]

LOL when ever i look at your name Natausgang i seem to read it as NotASausage everytime in fact i thougt it was til a minute ago when i actually read your name properly 

this made me laugh

its true though

[Notausgang]

LOL when ever i look at your name Natausgang i seem to read it as NotASausage everytime in fact i thougt it was til a minute ago when i actually read your name properly 

this made me laugh

its true though

yeah, i also had a smile at that one

Anyway, who gave me the title "I'm NotASausage"?

(no problem with that just the ' looks ugly  )

[Sheepish]

Anyway, who gave me the title "I'm NotASausage"?

dont worry about it, its a quote code

[Notausgang]

Anyway, who gave me the title "I'm NotASausage"?

dont worry about it, its a quote code

I know; but in this form it looks ugly

Anyway this "&#;" stuff has some sort of style